Dear Senator,

I respectfully request that you send me and my family my bail-up package immediately. You can start by sending us $7,000. We might request more if we find that you haven't sent us enough money the first time around.

By my reckoning $700 Billion divided by 100 million taxpayers comes to $7,000 each. You are not allowed to ask me how I will use the money. I might use it to buy guns, gold and ammunition or I might use it to pay off some of my creditors. Again it's my damn business.

Seeing as how money is so tight for some of these money lenders I might just hold a reverse auction and let them offer to reduce the balances due them in exchange for a complete payoff.

For example one credit card company might offer me .20 cents on the dollar for a payoff on the balance due and another might only offer me .40 cents on the dollar. Obviously I would offer to payoff the credit card that offered me the 20% payoff first. Let the other credit card company continue to make interest off of my debt but only on 40% of the debt.

BUt then again it would be my call on who I decide to payoff first.

Speaking of payoffs once you commit to sending me my bail-up package I promise that I will vote to re-elect you. You won't have to run around the state begging for campaign donations like a cheap whore, because you will have already bought my neighbors and my vote.

Sincerely,

American tax recipient

Great Post! I totally agree... I am so sick and tired of our ignorant politics that I refuse to vote anymore. Obama wont do any better than Bush, I betya a bail out plan!

These other companies just expect the gov to wipe their you know what... its tearing the goodness of this country apart...

**Gets off the soapbox**

<-still waiting for a check.. :-p

Seriously, this cracked me up.
Still, I think Obama's plan WILL help America in the long run.
And contrary to popular belief, Bush wasn't that bad.
Some of the greatest presidents in our history had very low approval ratings.